Dear Editor,
Ah, I love the smell of conspiracy theories in the morning (I say, after checking the soles of my shoes to insure I haven't stepped in something).
The Real CAUSES [plural] of the Financial Crisis have not yet implicated the Trilateral Commission. My theory is that the Trilaterists and Bilderbergers ghost author all other "real cause" theories as smoke screens to blind the hoi polloi, perhaps at the behest of aliens (of the other-worlds kind not of the sub-prime borrower kind): the true beneficiaries of a new world order.
Michael (just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that someone's not out to get you) Schelpat